Alright, listeners, we need your help to pull off some epic pranks!
We’re on the hunt for the craziest, funniest, most outrageous pranksters out there. You know, the kind of person who can make their grandma laugh so hard she spits out her dentures. If that sounds like you, then keep reading.
We are looking for people who are keen on playing practical jokes on their friends, family, or even their annoying neighbor. You can select one of our entertaining prank concepts or come up with your own. Either way, we will capture the entire prank and air it on the radio for everyone's enjoyment.
A Few Concepts
"Your Car is Missing"
Call someone and act like you work for the city’s parking enforcement. Inform them that their car has been towed for being illegally parked, even if they didn’t go anywhere that day. Play with the idea until they start getting confused, and then reveal it's a joke.
Short Sample Script (all scripts can be tailored)
Caller: [Serious tone] Hello, is this [Target's Name]?
Target: Yes, who’s calling?
Caller: Hi, this is Officer [Fake Name] with the City Parking Authority. I’m calling to inform you that your vehicle has been reported missing from a tow zone. We’re trying to confirm if it’s been stolen or towed.
Target: What?! I didn’t park in a tow zone!
Caller: Hmm… well, the vehicle registered under your name—[describe their car vaguely, like “a white sedan”]—was reported missing just 30 minutes ago from [random street location]. Are you sure it's where you left it?
Target: Yes, I’m sure! My car hasn’t moved all day!
Caller: [Slight pause] Oh… wait… [pretending to realize] Sorry about that—turns out it was just a prank! You’re on Spliff99FM's Morning Show! Your car is safe and sound. How’s your heart rate right now?
Target: [Relieved and laughing] Oh my gosh, you got me! I was freaking out!
Caller: Glad you’re laughing now! Thanks for being a good sport!
"Lost Pet Prank"
"Loyal Customer Reward"
"Mystery Package Delivery"
Or feel free to come up with your own concept!
Do you have someone you would like to prank? Leave us a voicemail below with your Name and City, who you would like to prank and which concept you'd like to try out (or make up your own topic). Be sure to leave us your contact number.
Think you’ve got what it takes to be a prank master? We can’t wait to hear from you!